Happy Holidays
Bitches!
Bitches!
from Derek and Romaine
THE HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE IS OFFICIALLY HERE!
Whether they've been naughty or nice, we have a whole bunch of fabulous gift ideas for all the fabulous people on your list!
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Okay, bitches ...
Derek and Romaine have hand selected this wonderful assortment of everything nice. Perfect for loved ones, friends, neighbors, co-workers, people you're trying to impress, hell, everybody on your holiday list!
The only creative tool of its kind, the uDraw GameTablet offers endlessly imaginative and immersive gameplay on Wii, Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3. This holiday season, THQ will offer a robust line-up of brand new uDraw games that provide hours of entertainment the whole family can enjoy all year long, making it the perfect gift. uDraw is be available for Xbox 360 ($79.99), PlayStation 3 ($79.99) and Nintendo Wii ($69.99) and comes bundled with uDraw Instant Artist. Additional games include: Pictionary: Ultimate Edition and Marvel Super Hero Squad: Comic Combat, each at SRP of $39.99 for Xbox & PS3, $29.99 for Wii.
To get the tablet for your individual system, check out all the creative fun at uDraw!
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In Dear Me, 75 celebrities, writers, musicians, athletes, and actors have written letters to their younger selves that give words of comfort, warning, humor, and advice. These letters present intimate, moving, and witty insights into some of the world's most intriguing and admired individuals. By turns funny, surprising, raw, and uplifting, this singular collection captures the universal conditions that are youth, life, and growing up.
An unflinching portrayal of addiction and recovery, Upper Cut proves that even in Hollywood, sometimes you have to fight for a happy ending.Behind the scenes of every Hollywood photo shoot, TV appearance, and party in the ’60s, ’70s, and ’80s, there was Carrie White. As the “First Lady of Hairdressing,” Carrie collaborated with Richard Avedon on shoots for Vogue, partied with Jim Morrison, styled Sharon Tate’s hair before her wedding to Roman Polanski, and got high with Jimi Hendrix. She has counted Jennifer Jones, Betsy Bloomingdale, Elizabeth Taylor, Goldie Hawn, and Camille Cosby among her favorite clients.
These and more exciting books can be ordered online in time for the holidays!
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In X-Men Destiny, players control the fate of one of three brand-new mutant characters forced to choose between saving humanity or ensuring its destruction. The branching storyline, penned by acclaimed Marvel writer Mike Carey, features a deep element of choice, allowing players to customize the path, powers and development of their character and to decide their role in the mutant cause alongside, or against, some of Marvel’s greatest X-Men franchise characters, such as Magneto, Cyclops, Wolverine and Gambit. In this third-person action/RPG, X-Gene enhancements deliver a deeper level of customization to players’ powers, with a chance for players to experience the abilities of their favorite X-Men mutants. Gamers will evolve their mutant skills in unique ways and engage in fast and furious combat, spectacular combo-driven attacks and rewarding finishing moves against a variety of opponents bent on defending their beliefs.
Unleash Your Mutant Power!
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BRANDDAVE original custom made t-shirts by artist Dave Peterson. Super soft, and lots of fun to wear. A large collection of designs and colors for men & women!
Derek & Romaine Holiday Promotion:
Enter Coupon code DR at checkout for free shipping on your order!
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Dare to defeat the enemy fleet in this classic game of strategic combat. Command a fleet of five ships as you search out the enemy, fire at coordinates and score hits. Can you sink your opponent’s fleet before your opponent sinks yours?
Swift and strategic missile assaults will take down your opponent – but only if you’ve hidden your ships from counter attacks! Track each and every hit and miss, keep your cool under fire, and you just might keep your game afloat.
You can take your BATTLESHIP game anywhere with the portable fold-up trays!
Make it a HASBRO Holiday!
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A monomaniacal passion for optic perfection. Its a phrase that defines every action at GUNNAR. Our motivation? Human limits. Our mission? Expand those limits.
Data streams at faster rates each day. From computer screens to handhelds, workstations to digital entertainment devices, the torrent of information continues to pound outward in accelerated shock waves. You know that your eyes are the gateway to the digital world. And you also know that your eyes take that relentless pounding. You've felt it. GUNNAR is a company founded on one simple principle:
You shouldn't take it anymore.
GUNNARS for the HOLIDAYS
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Born in 1999, Baskit is a clothing brand known on several continents for fashionable and high quality apparel, underwear and swimwear. Catering to the everyday needs of stylish men.
While others have imitated us, Baskit remains the originator of this landmark style and will continue to lead. From our selection of top-notch fabrics to designs that are comfortable and styled for the male body, our goal is simple: be the brand of clothing you dig through your closet to find, seven days a week.
View the entire collection this holiday season
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The vintage open-air design of the early California Street line offers a scenic view unmatched by any other touring vehicle. As you meet fellow wine enthusiasts and wine curious guests, you will learn about the rich local history of early California, and what makes Sonoma Valley such a popular destination for wine lovers and foodies all over the world. The actual tour is a 5.5 historical Sonoma Valley Tour, including 4 wineries and a family style lunch. We visit Sebastaini Winery, Buena Vista (Oldest Northern California Winery) , B.R Cohn (Manager of the Doobie Brothers) and Mayo Family Vineyards. TASTING FEE’s and TIP are not included. We’ll provide the official legal (Over 21) blurb in the certificate.
For more info on booking your wine tour reservation & rates logo onto
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Wing lovers favorite pretzel
Hot and Spicy Sourdough Mini pretzels.....surprisingly delicious
Great with your favorite Dip
Great with your favorite Beverage
The best pretzel you’ve ever eaten!
If you like wings(hot or mild) you’ll love Snaffles pretzels
Impress your friends at your next tail-gate party
You can’t stop eating them
Buy 'em by the bag or the case!
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Billionaire
Finally, it’s your chance to be seriously rich but, beware of the Taxman. Fiddle in finance, dabble in real estate or make millions in movies. Learn in minutes. Play for hours. Be clear thinking, quick of hand and shout the loudest. There is no set order of play - simply shuffle cards according to the number of players, deal then shout or trade your way to build up a full set of cards and make a billion dollar fortune. It's fun, it's frantic and it's loads of financial fun!
Includes cards and instructions.
Ages: 8+
Players: 2-8
Unusual Suspects
The ultimate game of “who dunit”. Players receive one “Fingerprint” card which establishes their secret identity and six playing cards. The crime scene is established by rolling the six fingerprint dice down the dice slide. Players try to “solve the case” by matching their 6 cards to the 6 fingerprint dice. First player to solve the crime is the winner.
Includes dice slide, cards, finger print dice and instructions.
Ages: 8+
Players: 2-6
These are the perfect stocking stuffers!
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Brittany is a family owned, green minded company that has been manufacturing knitting needles and crochet hooks in California for over 35 years. We make finely crafted tools affordable enough for everyday use. The smooth, soft finish is warm to the touch and knitters of all ages find them a pleasure to use.
A pair of our shawl pins are included in this years Christmas stocking. They can be worn individually to fasten a shawl or wrap or the pair can be used as hairsticks. If you can't use them they will make a great gift for someone you love.
Made in America by a family of craftsmen
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Welcome to Beekman 1802, in Sharon Springs, NY--the historic home of The Fabulous Beekman Boys, Josh Kilmer-Purcell and Brent Ridge. Josh and Brent star in the popular show on Planet Green TV, and they have built a worldwide reputation for their goat's milk soaps and superb, artisanal Blaak cheese.
Together, Josh and Brent have created a gorgeous cookbook that is “heirloom” in every sense of the word: they showcase heirloom fruits and vegetables; offer delicious heirloom recipes from farm, family, and friends; and include a section in the back of each chapter so you can personalize the book with your own treasured recipes--and create a unique keepsake to hand down to your family.
From springtime pea pod risotto and summery strawberry shortcake to quick braised collards in autumn and yummy chicken 'n' dumplings for a snowy winter's day, this is simple yet luscious farm-fresh fare that everyone will love.
A must have for every culinary aficionado!
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Cosmic Candy Company, the home of Pentwater Popcorn, features colorful, space-themed shops that are quickly growing beyond their northwestern Michigan birthplace. Co-founders John Nagel and Greg Lopus have taken the very best of candy stores from the past to create an amazingly memorable candy experience. John is the popcorn guy. He's traveled the country from New York to Hawaii searching out the tastiest recipes for the store's delights. Greg is the candy guy. He is constantly searching for companies who are still making hard-to-find candies from yesteryear. his efforts have filled the shelves with sweet surprises and a candy coated trip down memory lane.
Holiday Gift Baskets from $10-$50 • Available in our shop or Online!
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It’s a proven fact that a man’s skin is different from a women’s having its own specific needs and concerns. Men's grooming has been invigorated by Jock Soap's collection of personal care products and professional skin treatments. Gone are the days where a man didn't have options for taking care of his skin, hair and body. The options are endless, but with Jock Soap a man gets the best of the best; high-quality ingredients in innovative, award-winning formulations made exclusively for him.
Jock Soap’s comprehensive line of grooming products is designed for the man who lives a healthy/active lifestyle and who cares about what he uses on his body. Our innovative formulations and approach raises the bar for men’s personal care. We are not an indulgent purchase – we are a necessity when you want results and don’t want to waste your time.
Its a favorite with the jocks and the ladies!
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The throne has never been so sought after as now. Display your own desire for power with the Game of Thrones Iron Throne Paperweight! With this on your desk, no one will question your allegiance. Each paperweight is hand painted to give it a unique finish.
Give someone on your list the The HBO Shop Gift Card!
When purchasing online, Use Promo Code GOTCAL for your FREE GIFT with select items!
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The MANGROOMER Do-It-Yourself Electric Back Hair Shaver is the best tool for eliminating back hair without the help of others. Its slick design opens up to 135°, allowing you to easily reach all areas of the hard-to-reach back and shoulders. No longer will guys have to embarrassingly ask another to do this job and they can keep their back hair issue private and a thing of the past.
The MANGROOMER Essential Nose and Ear Hair Trimmer is a must for all men to safely and effectively eliminate their excess nose and ear hair. The cutting-edge blade design enables extremely close results and can be used wet or dry. Features a nonslip rubberized grip for maximum control, plus a protective cap with low-profile design offers privacy and discreet storage. Cleans easily by rinsing with water.
The Future of Men's Grooming!
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We've also Derek hand selected this wonderful assortment of everything for the bad girls and boys on your list. We like to think of these items as the gifts that keep on giving! Perfect for boyfriends, girlfriends, husbands & wives and anybody who is ready for fun!
Our most popular Fleshjack product line to date, the Ice Jack gives you the same great pleasures with an added bonus, a voyeuristic view of your own masturbation. The clear version of our Superskin allows you to watch as you move in and out of it and witness your own final climax! Available in several inner textures, the Ice Jack comes complete with a clear masturbation sleeve and clear case.
For a special holiday 10% discount, visit the FLESHJACK website!
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BOY BUTTER is an oil-based lubricant consisting of two powerful yet gentle ingredients: a coconut oil and an organic silicone blend. The ingredients are homogenized like real butter and the end result is a personal lubricant that will last as long as any synthetic or silicone lubricants yet washe off with water alone, from both skin and fabric. Boy Butter Original is long lasting, hypoallergenic and is safe on all toys, it is not latex safe so make sure to use it by yourself or with a trusted partner. The biggest selling points are that it is about 1/3 to a 1/4 the cost of silicone lubricants ounce per ounce and it is non-staining having an incredibly easy clean up with water alone. Try squeezing some into your tight agenda today!
BOY BUTTER website offers a variety of products!
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Over 1000 exclusive Penthouse hard-core movies.
Movies available in HD and 3D
More than 150,000 explicit nude photos
New movies and images added every day
Watch Penthouse Pets at their most erotic
Mobile version for iPhone, iPad, Android, and other mobile devices
Penthouse Letters, Forums, and Variations
PENTHOUSE PET 2011
Nikki Benz
The gift that keeps you coming for more!
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All Tantus Toys are handmade in the USA with the utmost pride and craftsmanship. A toy from Tantus is meant to be used and with minimal care, Tantus Toys can last a lifetime. Tantus, Inc. is an innovator in design and function, capturing the science of sensation through anatomically targeted toys designed with safety, quality, and pleasure in mind. The superior quality of Tantus Silicone makes all Tantus Toys hypoallergenic, hygienic, phthalate free, odorless, tasteless, boilable, bleachable and even dishwasher safe. These factors combined make Tantus Toys the safest most pleasurable toys on the market.
For all the wonderful world of toys for HER and HIM, visit the wonderful world of Tantus!
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The Derek
TOM's biker head (smaller version) in gold foil with TOM's signature under it in black foil. We've named this combination after Derek Hartley, the more upbeat and chipper half of Sirius/XM's Derek and Romaine Show on OUTQ 108!
The Romaine
As an homage to our favorite lady of the airwaves Romaine Patterson, we've created a rainbow Tom of Finland shirt similar to "Tom's Pride" ... but here we have added a supersized TOM signature under the biker head, also embossed in a rainbow!
Keith Webb and David Kahauolopua are the force behind SOLD OUT Clothing. Partners for 13 years, David and Keith have constantly been working on creative projects together, and SOLD OUT Clothing combines their love for fashion, pop culture and of course TOM OF FINLAND.
Use your DNR Promo Code: STUFFER for 15% OFF* your order!
*Promo good thru 12/31/11
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LifeStyles SKYN Condom: The next generation of condoms, SKYN was designed to give condom buyers what they desire most—sensitivity. Committed to leading the category in innovation, LifeStyles SKYN is the first clinically approved polyisoprene condom. One thousand tests of the condom ascertained that SKYN provides greater sensation and more comfort than other non-latex and even natural rubber condoms on the market today. The majority of users also chose SKYN over the non-latex and natural rubber condoms in a blinded test.
Compared to current non-latex condoms on the market—those made of polyurethane—SKYN provides a softer condom that more easily adapts to the form of its wearer. A deviation of the typical “clear” condom in this category, SKYN is natural in color, which alludes to the natural skin-to-skin sensation it bestows in the bedroom. Polyisoprene is also stretchier, so it conforms to the user for a more ergonomic fit.
Luxe is a long-lasting silicone-based formula provides superior comfort that won’t dry out
•Proven to last at least 3 times longer than regular water-based lubricants*
• Enhances your opportunity for intimacy as it works in the bath, hot tub, shower or pool
• Non-sticky and fragrance free
• Dermatologist tested
• Condom compatible
• Easy to wash off with regular soap after use
• Suitable for the temporary relief of vaginal dryness
Better Condoms. Better Sex.
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Slippery wet skin, steamy closeness and the seductive fantasy of making love in the rain. No wonder we love sex in the shower. Finally, thanks to Sex In The Shower, couples no longer have to rely on the erratic placement of the soap dish, the unsteadiness of the faucet and the random height of the shower head to achieve sexual satisfaction in the shower or tub.
This revolutionary new brand from Sportsheets International includes ten items designed with functionality and discretion at its core. Combining either the Dual or Single Locking Suction Handles with the Locking Suction Foot Rest makes hot vertical action not only attainable but orgasmic.
Since the bath is a favorite solo spot for many women, Sex In The Shower includes a Vibrating Sponge and Vibrating Mesh Sponge, both so discreet that she can leave them in her shower caddy without anyone else being the wiser.
Rounding out this ingenious product line is a Dual Shower Head, Waterproof Mini-Massager, Waterproof Sexual Position Cards, Suction Handcuffs and Beginner’s Waterproof Harness & Dildo Set.
Put some of this fun under your tree!
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By popular demand, this critically-acclaimed, two-time award-winning title returns for a brand new 2012 edition. Photographer Murray! Draws you into his world of masculine male nudes with his original photography techniques.
Bursting with vibrant color and full of energy, this stunning collection of images captured through the lens of Joan Crisol, one of Spain’s hottest fashion photographers, is true to its name. On the heels of Crisol’s tremendously popular photography book release Chulo, this calendar is packed month after month with incredibly sexy, rugged and reckless men.
You'l definitely remember what day it is!
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The best prices on Lube & More!
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All of our Clone-A-Pussy™ kits are designed to allow any woman to make a completely accurate rubber OR chocolate replica of the OUTER PORTION of ANY VAGINA from the comfort and privacy of her own home. Everything contained in the kit is medically tested, simple to use, and completely safe for the novice molder. All that's required to make your very own, professional-grade pussy molded directly from your own vagina is a Clone-A-Pussy Kit and water.
All the ingredients are neatly packed in a compact, lightweight box with everything necessary to create a complete replica of an actual vagina.
The Make Your Own Dildo™ kit was designed to allow any man to make a completely accurate rubber copy of his own penis from the comfort of his own home. Everything contained in the kit is medically tested, simple use, and completely safe for the novice molder. The ingredients are neatly packed in our beautifully redesigned box. All that's required to make an incredibly accurate replica of your own penis is a Make Your Own Dildo kit and some water!
Have fun with your special someone this holiday season!
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Trust in a product that is formulated using only 100% pure cosmetic grade silicone.
Hypo-allergenic and stain free!
Designed to stay on top of your skin insuring the maximum length of use. There are no fillers or additives to disguise taste, odors or colors being FREE instead of less. We believe in our product and have one of the only 100% satisfaction guarantees in the business.
9X6lubes.com
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Butt Beautiful 2012 Calendar
If you are a butt man, then you have come to the right place. Butts so beautifully muscled, firm and plump – for your eyes only and one or more for every month of the year!
COLT CALENDARS are the perfect collectible. Look for the new Buckshot Boys, Men, Jocks, Leather and Hairy Chested calendars ... complete with a FREE wall sized poster & Sampler DVD!
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THANK YOU
For being a part of our DNR family!
We will continue to bring you plenty of laughter and fun throughout 2012!
From all of us at Derek and Romain, SiriusXM and OutQ,
We wish you the very Happy Holidays & all the very best in the New Year!
Great stuff this year!
ReplyDeleteAny of these companies offering DNR discounts other than whats listed?
Romaine my Wyoming friend. Every day I hear you eating on the air. STOP STUFFING YOUR FACE AND PARTICIPATE IN THE SHOW! For Christ's sake bitch, can't you stop eating for a few hours? I lived in Sheridan so I feel your pain, but honey, chew on a carrot or pass on Quizno's on the way to work. I mean REALLY!!
ReplyDeleteDAYUM ... ROMAINE BRINGS IT!
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Do you have an Android App in the works for the DNRS...?
ReplyDeleteThere is no Android version of DNR Social coming and actually all versions of DNR Social are coming to an end very soon. The contract ended on 12/5 and Grindr opted not to renew.
ReplyDeleteJust wanted to say Thanks for entertaining me for about 7 yrs now.. I tried to call for a few yrs to win the stocking, but no way I ever would get thru.. Oh well...lol At times you both annoy me, and other times I'm laughing my ass off. Keep it coming! Thanks... trucker Liz
ReplyDeleteThe items in the stocking are awesome! I was caller 69 last Friday and I can't wait to get to use them. Thank you Romaine and Derek for putting the basket together. Allen in Kentucky.
ReplyDeleteI think you guys need a serious reality check. I've been on Sirius for about a month now and I must say of all the shows yours really annoys me. 50% of the time you're either bitching about someone or condescending to your listeners and today, for the five minutes that I listened, I was floored by your comments. First you're bitching about how "stupid" your listeners are (and if they didn't pick up on that and change the channel perhaps they really are stupid)... then you're bitching about how hard your job is to talk for four hours... sure I can understand where coming up with 3-4 hours of material can be a challenge, but when the hell was the last time you stood on your feet for 8-12 hours serving food to people either behind a counter or carrying trays around, stood on an assembly line for 8-10 hours under florescent lights listening to the drone of machines for hours, or worked 12-15 hours a day praying you don't get laid off, dealing with office politics, trying to figure out how to keep your company alive in a ever-increasing cut throat environment, or worse, be one of the thousands laid off in the past few years unable to find a job... Seriously stop your fucking bitching... maybe if you spent some time in the real world (hell go to a homeless shelter sometime or a hospice center) you might regain a little bit of that black hole you call a heart. Seriously quit the cry baby, bitchy queen routine... you don't have it so fucking bad.
ReplyDeleteWe finally get a comprehensive list!
ReplyDeleteWho updated this? Because its on point!
Remember this for next year!
I hope I win a stocking!