Anyway, you can see the spawn of Satan's hands preparing my platefuls of delectable treats while I awaited my doom in the hallway. If you missed the show, they were: seaweed, pork rinds, guava juice, spam, octopus, rice crispy treat, peach pie, poppy seed cake filling & Gerber kids mini hot dogs. They then proceeded to double-blindfold me and set the following rules: 1.) not allowed to touch the food with my hands 2.)Can smell it & put my lips/tongue on it 3.) Thirty seconds to guess the item or else I had to eat it. Below you can see Derek blindfolding me (his dream come true).
Needless to say, the only ones I got right were the rice crispy treat & pork rinds, which I inhaled anyway. However, in my defense I had never eaten any of the other items before. Check out me going down on some SPAM, that shit smelt nasty.
The Gerber kids mini hot dogs were not as gross as they look, just tasted like a regular 'ole hot dog.
After I was through with tasting them, Derek took it upon himself to eat the rest--and pretty much everything else I tasted. That man always has a wiener in his mouth.
Also, don't forget to donate to Team Outspoken for Cycle for the Cause in order to see what crazy shit happens next to the staff of The Derek & Romaine Show. Don-Don is doing a pole dance in a thong when we reach $30,000! You'll get to see what I see every night in bed ;) Our goal is $100,000 so donate bitches! It'll be worth it to see what happens to our crew, I promise.