Saturday, December 1, 2012

2012 DNR Holiday Gift Guide



Whether they've been naughty or nice, we have a whole bunch of fabulous gift ideas for all the fabulous people on your list!

For the special pet in your life ... this Christmas and year round,
Give them a monthly box of dog goodies from BARKBOX!

Tell them how big your dog's bark is.  They've got goodies for every dog size!

Choose a monthly, 3 month or 6 month plan.  Cancel anytime.  Shipping is FREE!
Bark Boxes are shipped on the 15th of each month. Get excited!

And 10% of all proceeds are given to a local shelter or rescue

Be sure to also check out the awesome BarkBox App!


The ultimate hostess gift - one that won't get buried in the cupboard!

The Dead Celebrity Christmas Cookbook is the follow-up to Frank DeCaro's international sensation, The Dead Celebrity Cookbook!  Filled with pop culture ruminations and genuine (and genuinely delicious) recipes of the stars!  

Includes recipes such as Peggy Lee's Holiday Halibut Casserole, Nat 'King' Cole's Ham Loaf, Barbara Stanwyck's Christmas Kipfels, Dinah Shore's Fruitcake and many more!

Click here to order a copy for that special someone on your Christmas list ...
 and be sure to get one for yourself too!

Available at Amazon and Barnes & Noble
$14.95 List Price


Get a new pair of GUNNARS and play like Romaine, ya know ... a real PRO!

GUNNARS Gaming Eyewear:
-Increases CONTRAST for greater visual accuracy & efficiency
-Enhances DETAIL for sharper, clearer vision
-Helps REDUCE GLARE and improves focus
-Improves visual ENDURANCE for extended gaming sessions
-Decreases eye fatigue & dry eyed


Enter the special DNR discount code
for your special savings!

Choose from styles like these



Available on Gunnar's website 
Selected Above Styles $79-99 


The wipe designed for WOMEN!

They're flushable ultra-soft feminine hygiene towelettes with a fresh feminine scent made to keep you feeling fresh & clean all day long!

Specifically designed for women, use Woman Wipes in addition to toilet paper to effectively clean and eliminate any unwanted residue.

They're dermatologist tested, hypoallergenic and free of paragons and alcohol.  Vitamin E and Aloe added for an ultra-soft soothing feel for sensitive skin, PLUS a fresh feminine scent.


$4.99 - $26.90


A handy way to keep your business squeaky CLEAN!

Infused with Vitamin E and Aloe to freshen up the male intimate area after a long day at work or after a workout!

The Executive Scent gives you that extra confidence to keep away a sack of sour grapes!


$4.95 - 26.90


True Blood: The Complete Fourth season!
Want more True Blood?  Click here

BOARDWALK EMPIRE:  The complete Second Season Blue Ray
Click here for all things Boardwalk Empire!

Strike Back Season 1 DVD
Click here for more great Strike Back gift ideas!

Game of Thrones Season 1 DVD
with Exclusive Bonus: Creating the World of Westeros!
Click here for other great Game of Thrones merchandise

Eastbound & Down:  The Complete Third Season DVD


Biscuit Bob's Gourmet Dog Treats specializes in healthy, nutritious dog treats!

Treats are free from stuff such as wheat, corn and soy which are known allergens and contain no MSG, synthetic preservatives, sweeteners, flavorings or additives.  

Instead, they're packed with human-grade, simple ingredients like whole ingredients: from peanut butter and parmesan to fresh fruits and vegetables.

Made with LOVE and Bob tastes each batch himself

Order a gift basket of Biscuit Bob's this holiday season!

Single Bag $6.99 


Baskit clothing is functional, comfortable and bold.  Made of premium materials and fabrics, their products stand the rigors of an active lifestyle-from office to gym to a night out on the town.  

You'll discover the same threads of masculinity, smart design and individuality that personify the Baskit brand!

Underwear $14 - $25

View the entire collection


Original custom made t-shirts and briefs by artist Dave Peterson

100% Super soft cotton and lots of fun to wear!




Click here to view the exclusive collection for DNR listeners!

Enter the special code DR for FREE SHIPPING!


How do you think Derek keeps his skin so fabulous? JOCK SOAP, of course!

Quintessential Face Wash provides a non-greasy facial treatment to remove excess oil and residue, purifying your skin without clogging its pores!

Aloe & Chamomile provide ant-irritant, anti-flammatory and antibacterial properties for cleaner and healthier looking skin

Quintessential Face Wash $16


David and Keith of SOLD OUT Clothing are committed to reminding a familiar audience and exposing a new audience to Tom of Finland's important role in society's timeline of sexual freedoms and expressions

A line of in-house designed slogan shirts has developed and grown alongside the instant recognition of TOM's artwork.  

The line has gained in popularity because of it's simple, good-humored messages, as well as because of their wide selection of shirt colors and customized shirt treatments!

Take an entire 20% OFF your order with the DNR savings code:


The amazing talents of photographer Ethan James shine in this gorgeous calendar featuring sensual black and white fine art nude photography featuring sexy young men. 

Features America's top fitness models as seen on the covers of leading fitness magazines!

Photographer Salvador Pozo brings the thrill and exhilaration of an exotic tropical island vacation into your home with this collection of some of the sexiest male models ever!

With photos like this, you'll definitely remember what day it is!

Suggested Retail Price $14.99


Cyndi Lauper: A Memoir

Legendary and iconic singer-songwriter Cyndi Lauper offers a poignant account of the journey that lead her to become an international superstar- froim her years growing up in Queens, New York to the making of enduring hits like "Time After Time," "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" and "True Colors," to becoming an actress, mother, an outspoken activist and maintaining a music career that has lasted more than thirty years.

List Price $26


BRITTANY is a family owned, green minded company that's been manufacturing knitting needles and crochet hooks in California for over 35 years!

The smooth, soft finish is warm to the touch and knitters of all ages find them a pleasure to use.

Made in America by a family of craftsmen

Suggested Retail prices start at $7 each (not Sharon Needles)


Cosmic Candy Company, the home of Pentwater Popcorn!

If you're old enough to have fond memories of wax lips, Fizzies, and PopRocks, Cosmic candy Company will transport you back to your childhood

You'll even love it if you're too young to remember going wild over Walnettos 

Co-founders John Nagel and Greg Lopus are constantly searching for companies who are still making hard-to-find candies from yesteryear.  Their efforts have filled the shelves with sweet surprises and a candy coated trip down memory lane.

Holiday Gift Baskets from $10 - $50 are available in the shop or online



Gayby is an irreverent comedy about friendship, growing older, sex, and the family you chose!

Writer/Director Jonathan Lisecki's first feature film stars Jenn Harris and Matthew Wilkas as best friends who decide to have a baby together the old fashioned way ... despite the fact she's straight and he's gay!  Watch the trailer here

KISS ME is a sensual, romantic drama about how love appears in the most unexpected ways at the most unexpected times!

Writer/Director Alexandra Therese-Keining's critically-acclaimed film stars Ruth Vega Hernandez stars as a thirty-something upper middle-class women who finds her life turned upside down when she falls in love with Frida, played by Liv Mjones. Watch the trailer here

DVDs $19.95 & $24.95


Stephen Sondheim's legendary musical comedy, Company is now available on DVD, Blue-Ray and digital download!

Set in the fast-paced crowd of Manhattan, Company is a contemporary tale of Bobby, a 35 year old bachelor.  Told through a series of vignettes, Bobby's friendships, assignations and character are revealed in classic Broadway musical standards including "Another Hundred People" and "Ladies Who Lunch"

All-Star cast includes Neil Patrick Harris, Patti Lapone, Anika Noni Rose Stephen Colbert Martha Plimpton and more!

DVD & Blu-Ray $24.98 - $29.98


The vintage open-air design of early California Street line offers a scenic view unmatched by any other touring vehicle!

As you meet fellow wine enthusiasts and wine curious guests, you'll learn about the rich local history of erly California, and what makes Sonoma Valley such a popular destination for wine lovers and foodies all over the world.

Sonoma Valley Wine Trolley $99 per person
Price does not include tour guide gratuity and wine tasting fees

For more info on what is included in a tour & booking your future tour, visit


Normal Bob Smith 
and his infamous Jesus Dress Up Fridge Magnets!

Choose from Jesus Dress Up Christmas Edition, Lady Gaga Jesus Dress Up and 6 more outrageous styles that are sure to bring a smile to everybody on your list!

Normal Bob's magnets have been featured in everything from FHM Magazine, The Face, MSNBC and Comedy Central ... and he does the artwork for Miss Tiger's website

$14 each or 8 for $80

See the collection at 

When ordering, click here for the special DNR savings!


Goddess Handles features an ergonomic grip handle perfect for thrusting! Check out the Echo Handles which targets the G-Spot
$59.99 each 

SPLASH is perfect if ya like a lot of texture! And the smaller version, SPLISH is harness compatible.
$75.99 and $52.99 each

 NEO ANAL PLUG - Smooth and tapered to follow the body's contour.  An ideal anal plug for beginners

JUICE ANAL PLUG - for those who enjoy added texture ... and extended wear

TWIST ANAL PLUG- Deep, sensuous texture for the the ultimate stimulation 

All Plugs $38.99 each

COMET - Purrfect for G-Spot or Prostate Stimulation and what fun colors! Check out the sleek and classic ROCKET too!
$69.99 each

Fill the stocking with toys from Tantus

Get your naughty gifts at

Get a 20% Discount when you enter DNR20 at Checkout! 


Wet Uranus Water-Based Anal Lubricant 10.6 oz

Wet Uranus Silicone Anal Lubricant 8.9 oz


Fleshjack by Fleshlight is the #1 Selling Male Sex Toy in the World and received praises from Dan Savage and Sherry Vine

They also offer the "Fleshjack Boys" line of toys that are custom molded products of porn stars such as BelAmi's Brent Corrigan and Brent Everett!

Get the special guys in your life a Fleshjack this holiday season!

Listeners get 25% OFF with check-out code:  DNR 
click here for the savings!


ZERO Larger for the ultimate in thinness! The thinnest large condom on the market in the U.S.

Fun Bumps offer an extreme studded pattern & texture and a hint of mint adds to the excitement of this fun new bedroom must-have!

a:muse Personal Pleasure Massager has 5 different rhythms and 3 levels of intensity to fulfill specific desires!

Discover all the amazing products Lifestyles has to offer by visiting their website


A revolutionary, creamy water-soluble, stain-free, sexual lubricant that's available in both oil and water-based formulas!

BOY BUTTER is long lasting, hypoallergenic and safe on all toys.  

Try squeezing some in your tight agenda today!

BOYBUTTER offers a variety of products including the new BONERZ!


All of the Clone-A-Pussy kits are designed to allow any woman to make a completely accurate rubber OR chocolate replica of the OUTER PORTION of ANY VAGINA from the comfort and privacy of her own home!

Everything contained in the kit is medically tested, simple to use and completely safe for the novice molder.  Just add water!

And guys can replicate their family jewels too!

Have fun with your special someone this holiday season!

$29.95 and $69.95

With SPUNK Lube Hybrid you just can't go wrong!

Great for anal, vaginal, masturbation, solo, sex toys & more!

TLA Award winning Sex toy/Accessory of the year

Water based lubricant with silicone

8 oz. Spunk Hybrid $14


Be ready for ANYTHING with COLT Ready Wipes Bundle!

Man-sized, ready-to-use personal wipes packaged individually for convenient on the go action!

Lubed-Up Ready Wipes
Superior Water Based Lubricant infused with pomegranate and acai

Clean-Up Ready Wipes
Intimate Cleaning

Anal-Eze Ready Wipes
Desensitizing Anal Wipes

Sta-Hard Ready Wipes
Stay Erect Desensitizing Delay Wipe

$12.95 each

Click here to buy these amazing stocking stuffers!


Germany's #1 all-natural latex condom has officially landed in America!

BILLY BOY isn't just a condom; it's a lifestyle with a creative bent on love play.  There is no walk of shame in the BILLY BOY world.  Every performance is epic.

This all-in-one Fun Pbillyack includes:

2 Extra Lubricated condoms
2 Special Comfort condoms
1 silicon vibrating ring with four speeds
BILLY BOY melon scent towelettes

About $15.99

  Black Bondage Kit
This kit includes everything you need for an introduction to Bondage Play!

-2 adjustable faux fur cuffs w/ D rings that convert into a collar 
-1 faux fur lined blindfold and a nylon lead that convert into a 38" tether

Heart Impression Crop
Vinyl and pleather crop features a heart cut-out end with a sturdy black wand and wrist strap

Explore the full SEX & MISCHIEF line which includes restraints, ticklers & spankers, crops & paddles, whips, sexual positioning & strap-ons and fantasy accessories & toys

Click here for the entire collection!


For being a part of our DNR family!

From all of us at Derek and Romaine, SiriusXM and OutQ
We wish you Happy Holidays and all the very best in the New Year!