X BOX 360 with DEREK and ROMAINE!

Hi Bitches!

My name is Eric, a new DNR intern ... and although I won't be in sunny California, I'll unfortunately have the pleasure of picking up Derek's laundry, cleaning out Romaine's garage and dusting her damn Vinylmation collection ...

So after a half hour of being cock-blocked by security, I am now happily working side-by-side Romaine to update our show blog.  Remind me to tell you the hell I went through to get into the building today.  I've smuggled a dildo in my carry-on easier than what it took me to go through Sirius security.

For EVERYONE lucky enough to have some fun with Derek & Romaine, here's the info you'll need to kick their asses at XBOX!  Join them in a game of GEARS OF WAR 3 and get your revenge for being hung-up on by one of the fucking new interns.

Meet Derek and Romaine at the G3 Miracle Lounge in lovely West Hollywood!

DEREK and GEARS OF WAR 3
Tuesday, September 27th at 4PM PT
Note to players: 
Get ready because he definitely knows a thing or two about military men.  You might wanna bring your fucking best!

ROMAINE and GEARS OF WAR 3
Tuesday, September 27th at 5pm PT
Note to victims: 
Play at your own risk.  This bitch is good and with all that sexual frustration she had last week, well, let's just say you'll be devoured as quickly as the center of Iris' apple pie!

For more info on kicking their asses and the XBOX challenge, log onto GAMING AND GIVING FOR GOOD

Okay, I'm done for today, bitches.  Derek's got me inventorying the prize packs and porn collection.  WHAT the fuck are these bitches doing or WHO the fuck are they doing ... because they got more porn that an out-of-business adult book store after the Giuliani Times Square clean up!