It's Fritzy aka Frenchie once again!

Hey Bitches,

It's me again!!!! Fritzy a.k.a Frenchie (in Derek's eyes)...

So here's what's been going on since my last post... I've finally learned to get the caller's names right. I haven't mistaken anyone's name since! I told you guys I'd get it right! I'm learning to work the studio board more and more, and Donny is proud of me! I would've cared, but I can no longer associate myself with Donny since he truly believes that I look like Sherry Shepard. Puh-lease!!! Sherry wishes she had all this hotness. But I think Donny just thinks all black people look alike, so eventually I will find it in my heart to forgive him :) I told him he looks like Whoopi Goldberg, so we're even.

I remember a caller asked me, who am I more intimidated by...Derek or Romaine? And now that I had time to think about it, I'm not intimidated by either one of you bitches...lol... You guys are cool. You teach me more and more everyday what it takes to be a great radio host! You guys claim that you hate each other, but I guess that love/hate relationship is what works for radio. And I love it!!! And it also helps that Derek feeds me candy every now and then! How can I be intimidated by someone like that :)

I only have a month left to go and I'm sad. This is the best internship that I've ever done. I don't want it end, but I guess I gotta go sometime.

But I will never forget Katie's laugh, Derek's laugh (I mean who can forget that?), Romaine's complaints about her wife every now and then, and Donny's twerking!

But until then... I can't wait for more laughs to come, crazy guests, and of course, the crazy callers...And Katie- I will continue to wear cat hoodies in honor of you!

P.S- ...My Birthday is Dec. 21st and I expect a goodie bag full of dildos, sex books, and a DVD with Donny and Derek twerk battling :)

Fritzy = #TheBest
DNR = #TheWorst :)

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Fritzy Cherubin

Hey Everyone,


My name is Fritzy, but that's MISS FRITZY to you!!! I am the new intern here at the Derek and Romaine show. I really don't like writing about myself because I feel like I'm on an "About Me" section on a dating website looking for a one night stand, but here goes;

First and foremost, I'm a Brooklyn girl, and don't you ever forget that! I am currently on my last semester at Brooklyn College. I am majoring in English and minoring in Television and Radio. I interned at Brooklyn College's radio station previously, where I was the host of my own show. I fell in love with the radio medium and decided that it was what I wanted to do for the rest of my life. I applied for the SiriusXM internship in the hopes of learning how to be a better radio host. I'm happy that I got the opportunity to be on the DNR show. Even more happy, that I have mentors, such as, Katie, Donnie, and Derek and Romaine, of course, teaching me everything I need to know about the radio industry.

Here's what I learned(besides all the technical stuff);

1) Through Katie, I learned that cats really do rule the world
2) Donnie taught me that I "better WERK bitch!"
3) Romaine gave me a newfound love for artistic creativity.
4) Last but not least, Derek proved that laughing alot really does work your abs!

All in all, I love how Derek and Romaine make hosting look so easy, although it truly is alot of work. Now, I know what it truly takes to be a crazy, raunchy, dirty, but GREAT radio host.

P.S- I hope you guys don't get mad that I keep getting the callers' names wrong. I'll get it right soon :)

https://www.facebook.com/fritzy.cherubin

Instagram: @fritzyindisguise

Favorite Bitch ... on the art of HOOKING-UP PICS

Ol Skool Grindr pics aka PHYSIQUE PICTORIAL magazine which sold for just 35¢ in the 1950's!

I had a blast guest hosting and introducing my new segment! Thank you for your love and support!  Speaking of support, the phone lines were on fire as I dispensed words of wisdom on everything from sex, relationships and oh, yeah ... how to increase one's production of ejaculate! WERk!

We didn't have a chance to cover all my tips on hooking up, however, the most important one I talked about was the issue of PHOTOS.  Thought it'd be useful to do a recap, that way all you bitches are PC when it comes to your NSA!

Party Planner Wade Williams Shares Summer Drink Recipes!

The fabulous Wade Williams, party planner and caterer to the stars will be joining the show tonight at 7PM EST to discuss summer parties and picnics. For more on Wade visit PicnicLA. Here are a couple of his recommended drink recipes:

FLOR & MORE!

 

Chip DeGrace of FLOR stopped by with awesome floor designs for the new Derek and Romaine office!

FLOR is a modular system of carpet that's beautiful, practical and responsible.  The possibilities are limitless and allow you to create any design, from conservative to bold!  You're the artist!

The 20" x 20" squares are easy to assemble.  They're also practical in that they adapt to your living space as it changes.  FLOR continues to add recycled content to everything they make, and when you're done using it, you can send it to them to RECYCLE!

Here's a video to introduce you to the fabulous world of FLOR 

Click HERE for more FLOR videos

Okay, now here's some even more fun.  Chip's designs for our office are amazing!  Take a look below and let us know what you think! 

Design #1:

Here, we used the striped pattern as the border, and added two different solid colors as

inset design elements, as well as a thin stripe of the striped pattern.

FLOR Styles:

• Custom-cut and Quarter cut

pieces of Parallel Reality

(border and thin inset).

• Full and custom-cut pieces

of any solid, any texture

(e.g. blue and black could

be Made You Look, a

textured surface;
Rake Me Over, a plush/shaggy

surface; or, House Pet,

a hairy /whiskery surface)

Design #2

This design uses more of the colorful stripe pattern with a smaller, quarter-tile inset of the

solid color (which could be any color and any texture).

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FLOR Styles:

• Full and custom-cut pieces

of Parallel Reality.

• Quarter-cut pieces in black,

which could be any solid

color in any texture

(e.g. Made You Look, a

textured surface; 
Rake Me Over, a plush/shaggy

surface; or House Pet,

a hairy/whiskery surface

Design #3

This design takes the concept from Design #4 but provides a more pixilated

design using quad cut pieces to define the segmented areas within the space by color.

FLOR Styles:

• Quad cut pieces of Made You Look in a

variety of colors.

Design #4

This design plays off of the favorite colors of each person in the office and defines their

“area” within the space.

FLOR Styles:

• Full and Half squares of Made You Look in

a variety of colors.

Design #5

This design follows the same pixilated concept from Design #3, but introduces textures in

a slightly more varied color scheme.

FLOR Styles:

• Quad cut pieces of Made You Look (textured cropped

surface)

• Quad cut pieces of Rake Me Over (plush shag-like surface)

• Quad cut pieces of House Pet

(hairy or whiskery surface)

We are loving it!  Chip chose designs and colors schemes that work fantastic with our retro inspired office.

To see all the beautiful designs and start putting together your great new space, visit FLOR at
flor.com

Their blog is full of ideas and interesting design stories with pictures from people who love sharing what they've done in their own homes.  Check it out!

flor.com/blog

Thanks to Chip DeGrace and the designers at FLOR for making our office the coolest ... and co-worker envy of everbody here at SiriusXM!

LET THE BLIK BEGIN!

What better way to make an entrance than to sashay in to the DNR office and be greeted by the KEITH HARING super deejay!

(Note To Security:  Princess Eric has his eye on the DJ84)

Amber's secret locked cabinets are decked out in the Keith Haring boogie! 

We decided to go with a retro theme featuring some of our favorite things!

Romaine is in absolute Muppet Heaven!  While Kermie is keeping an eye on Romaine and her Dildo Whisperer Toy Chest .... Fozzie is having a Peep Show with LubriKatie and Miss Piggy reigns high above on her throne!

Derek has plenty of game in town, surrounded by Super Mario Madness!

Thank you to Scott Flora and BLIK for making our office unique (and the coolest here at SiriusXM)

For more info about The Haring Collection, click HERE

and for the Muppet Collection, click HERE

Stay Tuned for more fun things as we continue to decorate the DNR OFFICE! 

NEW DNR OFFICE!

IT'S TIME FOR A WHOLE NEW DNR OFFICE!

Scott Flora of BLIK Office Surface Graphics joined Derek and Romaine on tonight's show and brought a special surprise ... Fabulous new ideas to make their offices the envy of all the folks here at Sirius XM!

BLIK is a leading designer, manufacturer and retailer of innovative self- adhesive, removable surface graphics. Co-founded in 2002 by architect Scott Flora and food editor Jerinne Neils, BLIK was an exploration into the concept of the “wall as canvas.” Today, through pioneering production methods, original design and collaboration with such brands as Threadless, Nintendo and Charles & Ray Eames, Blik is a 2004 I.D. Magazine Product Design Distinction Award Winner and a 2006 participant in the esteemed Cooper-Hewitt National Design Triennial. 

Derek, Romaine and Katie in their boring, standard-issued-office here at Sirius XM  

(See The Not-So-Fabulous-Before-Pic Below)

Derek, Romaine and Katie in BLIK MUPPET HEAVEN!

(See The Oh-Soooo-Very-Fabulous-Pic from Scott!)

Amber in not-gay-friendly-at-all standard-issued office at Sirius XM

Amber in Nintendo Extravaganza!

LOVE THE LOOK?

Here's some more ideas how BLIK's MUPPETS & NINTENDO can add fun & style to your home!

For more info about BLIK and all their wonderful creations, visit their website at whatisblik.com

Tell us what YOU think?  What YOU absolutely love?  What Derek and Romaine Show Offices CAN'T do without?

Derek & Romaine's Valentine's Message Hotline!!!!

Happy New Year Bitches!

Now that the holiday's are behind us, the stockings have been given away and we have two feet firmly planted in 2012 we thought we'd let you know what's coming up next. Derek & Romaine are collecting messages from YOU for Valentine's Day. Whether you're a secret sap, single and loving it, have relationship advice to offer, are totally bitter, just have a story to tell or are drowning your sorrows in a box of Franzia (Stanton) we want you to call and tell us about it. We're collecting messages to play on the show February 6th through February 14th the number to call is 855-962-7869 try to keep it under a minute and if we like it we'll play it on air.

XOXO
-DNR Team

NEW YORK WEEK!

Fabulous Katie joined in on the fun last night!

This week we've welcomed resident New Yorkers who make this city fabulous!

Last night I snapped some photos of our lovely guests.    While uploading them, I crossed my fingers, hoping that had I taken decent pics - otherwise, I could just hear Derek wanting to know why I can't even take a fucking picture ... and Romaine breaking out the paddle once reserved for Bobby The Intrern, and chrsitening my ass with his initials.  (That's the closest that Finally-Got-Some-Dick-Bobby-The-Bottom-Intern would ever get to my ass!)  Which reminds me, I wonder if he's the same Bobby that keeps sending me friend requests on FaceBook?  Doesn't that mother fucker realize that his ability to send multiple requests, means I'm declining him more than all those credit cards he keeps apply for?  But if Bobby is cute and has managed to retain a tight pussy, maybe I'd fuck him and instead of dowloading DNR pics, I'd be sending those pics to his imbred boyfriend.

BTW, does anyone around this place empty the fucking files in the show camera?  (They should never have let me get my hands on this camera!)  I don't think all of these pictures were of "guests," especially the one that appears to be a blurry self-inspection/close-up of Bobby's anal warts.  Besides taking pics of his
open ass, it looks like the former intern occassionally used the camera for show purposes.  I'll share a couple that caught my attention ...

I was living for this one!  I love me some Jackie Collins ... there is no shame in her game.  I  think Romaine should be the inspiration for her next book, Dangerous Dildo Whispers ...

Speaking of tawdry tales, I bet these hotties from the Ascension Party have enough Fire Island stories to fill two or three Jackie novels! For some reason the only words that come to mind are DOUBLE PENETRATION.  I'm wondering if Derek has an interesting story to share?

Yep, he definitely has a story to share ...

All this drama and dick has me sidetracked.  Back to last night-

The handsome gentleman, Jerry of Suenos visited the show and Chef Sue Torres made sure we had plenty of mouth watering cuisine from her fabulous progressive Mexican restuarant.  I'm thinking about tasting the Jerry's "Real Deal" Margarita ... and not the one on the menu, okay???

The Big Ol' Queens (a.k.a. Douglas Quint & Bryan Petroff) from the Big Gay Ice Cream Shop were also here last night and made sure that we didn't have plenty of mouth watering desserts from the shop.  Can somebody please tell them to hell with the goddamn T-shirts!  We wanted fucking ice cream and desserts ... the last thing any of us needed was
another goddamn cum rag!  (I think we should order carry out and not fucking pay)

Last but not least, Emeric Harney from Harney & Sons Fine Teas stopped by and discussed all things tea.
Romaine impressed him with her vast knowledge of tea.  It's a good thing he brought gifts or she would have pressed him harder than that last batch of tea he made.  Oh, by the way, let me give you the 'T' on that visit ... multiple people in our studio wanted a private, shale we say, tasting, of all the tea Emeric had to offer!

Aww, look at Romaine ready for tea in a fancy Betty cup

Until next time, bitches-
Eric The Intern

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Dear Adolescent Eric,

We both believe that, like astral projection, time travel is possible; so this letter shouldn’t come as any surprise to you.  Think back to the Land of the Lost re-runs we used to watch on Saturday mornings.  Remember the episode in which Holly Marshall met her older-self?  I’m suddenly reminded of another episode where Holly called Chaka the primate dumb.  The next day, we referred to everyone in Sunday School as being dumb.  Of course our Sunday School teacher ratted us out to Grandma.  When she lovingly advised us that Jesus wouldn’t call anyone dumb, our four year old self proudly responded with, “Grandma, Jesus would if the person was really fucking dumb.”  Grandma shook her head and went to the kitchen to make Tollhouse cookies; blissfully in denial that her four year old grandson had no problem dropping the F-Bomb.   

Eric, young people often need advice, and although they never seem to take it, I’ll do as any elder would and offer us a few words of wisdom …

Above anything else that I could possibly ever offer as advice to you throughout our journey in this lifetime, are these simple words: Do Not Regret The Decisions We Make

Our decisions; good, bad, wise or misguided, will enhance our future incarnate lives.

Let’s get our coming-out discussion out of the way …

I loved that when we told our mom we were gay she said, “Honey, we all knew you were a queen.  We were just waiting for you to take your throne.” We then went to the mall and bought a whole bunch of Swatch watches.  Save those watches, especially the Keith Haring Swatch mom bought you, it’ll be worth a good amount of cash one day.

I know you're still on Cloud 9 after just having lost our virginity to a really cute boy.  The sex was amazing, wasn’t it?  I totally wasn’t ready for your orgasm to co-inside with Linda Lavin singing the theme song to Alice!  While I agree that it was important to leave the television on so that no one would hear us having sex, thank God Apple will reinvent the way we listen to music.  That way there will always be a soundtrack during our lovemaking.  But never forget how happy you were in that moment, lying next to him,  laughing about him busting his load to Flo saying, “Mel … kiss my grits!”   

We’ve always been a bit of a gypsy throughout our many lives.  Please continue this attribute throughout your journey as Eric.  Eventually, you and I will find the place we’ve always looked for in our final incarnate self.  Stock up on packing tape, the art of getting the best deal at U-Haul and convincing your parents that they should take their next vacation during the same time you need help moving all your shit to the next fabulous new city!

Continue to take comfort in humor and the written word, for they will always be our greatest strength, our ally, and our comfort.  As people vanish or simply become emotionally and physically unavailable, our humor and writing will live on.  Humor will allow us the medium to process the events that happen in this lifetime.  You’ll encounter many jobs, many professions, BUT writing will eventually pay your mortgage and make work seem like a land of fantasy.  

Continue to smile, for it replenishes an exhausted soul and radiates another human being when they least expect it.  I know we'll worry about laugh lines, but in the future, someone invents a readily available injection that will shed a few years here and there.  Trust me, you’re going to be an avid researcher on ways to beat the clock.

When the time arrives for our grandparents to end their journey, celebrate the intangible gifts they’ve bestowed upon you.  Continue to record all of the funny times you share together … and don’t throw away any cassettes or VHS tapes that capture the practical jokes you’ve played on them. I know there are moments when we cry with the thought of losing them.  Do not.  They have travelled with you many lifetimes.

I'm at what is known as an internet café.  This is where I’m creating this message and my prepaid card is up.  Yes, being shaken down for money never goes away in any lifetime!  The manager is giving me the evil eye, so I better get this to you.  She looks as if she could pull the plug quicker than the electric company shut off the power in our first apartment because we thought it was included in the rent.

Never lose our inner child.  He’s four years old and although he may be a hot mess, he fuels our creativity and we love him.  16 is one hellacious year of hair experimentation, so I'm sending you a pic of our 4 year old self ... as not to remind you of whatever latest creation you're living to regret!

Amber's Dear Me Letter

(I'm on the left)

October 25, 2011

Dear 16 Year Old Me,

Heads up kiddo it's 1999 you're in high school, Emily's mother has somewhat recently forbid you from seeing each other and you pretty much thought the world was over, well I've got news from you it isn't and things will settle and you'll find more happiness than you thought possible in the years ahead.

I know you believe you're an artist but your constantly frustrated with your inability to finish a project that's worthwhile, well I have good news, you are an artist you just haven't found your medium yet but when you do it will offer great satisfaction though not without challenges and frustrations of its own. They're worth it.

Don't force things, especially in the relationship department there is no need to rush. You will have many relationships, be honest with yourself and your partners I promise it will cause less heartache in the end.

Listen to mom, I know she seems over protective and nags you a lot but seriously she's right about pretty much all of that stuff and you'll soon realize how lucky you are to have her.

Take lots of pictures and write in a journal (you won't write enough but you should!) life might seem to drag on now but mark my words every year goes faster than the last and before you know it you'll be 28 years old thinking holy crap I can't believe it's almost November 2011. Seriously just remember as much as you can, be good to your friends, call your family, tell them you love them.

If you happen to hear from 50 year old me please forward the message, I'd love to hear what she has to say.

Always,

Amber

This Dear Me letter is inspired by the book Dear Me: A Letter to My Sixteen-Year-Old Self.